Emancipation Coach Available– “will work for comments!”
Hey happy dumpers and relationship evaders!
It has been brought to my attention that rather than just flaunting my good fortune in the department of severing ties – I should “step up” and use my powers for good in the universe.
So here I am – just a simple scribe standing before you asking you to let me dump you
(think Notting Hill) – or help you to do so happily to someone around you.
I must add however that since I don’t possess any psychology degrees, rather than analyzing the “cause and effect” of why ,your coupling is failing – I will simply provide more lighthearted perspective into the “how too..”of getting away clean…
So there it is! My pitch.
Fire away! Hit me with your worst ‘sit-reps’ and most foul feedbacks on floundering unions and I’ll do my best to make sure everyone has a good laugh – and oh yeah – you get out with your bank account and white blood cell count intact!
Otherwise, I will have to simply resort to recounting tales of my own that demonstrate my afore stated skill set and beliefs….
Cause in the words of the immortal Snoog Dogg – “It ain’t no fun if tha homies can’t have none..”
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